orelpuppington:

IMPORTANT NEWS: “PIZZA ROLLS” IS THE PERFECT NUMBER OF LETTERS FOR KNUCKLE TATTOOS

dampsandwich:

I love having a good time on the internet

drarna:

i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.

lonelywhiteasian:

my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text posts. let’s start this off, shall we? what’s brown and sticky?…. …. you guessed it…. … a stick! hahaha we’re all having fun here

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts


fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

majortvjunkie:

urbanfuck:

fun fact: me in the white shorts

fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world

sluttyoliveoil:

thigh gap? more like sigh nap am i right

paging-doctorfaggot:

my ride is here

paging-doctorfaggot:

my ride is here

nayx:

this game is rated E for everyone, except you.  get out